sydneykrukowski:

stats:

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

biyaself:

I’m afraid of living a stagnant life. I want to do more, I want to see more, I want to be more. I want to constantly grow and better myself in who I am, in my friendships in my relationships, in my career, in every single aspect of my life. I never want to settle for anything or anyone, even the person I am.

nintendoesnt:

nekogiru:

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

baekphia:

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

1o9:

This is going to get me banned

theocseason4:

mediumsizedboy:

hakushokuwaisei:

racheldotgov:

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

ghost-egggs:

vajussy:

lewistanshatterstar:

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again

froakie:

skrelp:

skrelp:

Hi friends! I need your help!

I’m in an audience award contest with a prize of $1500. The instagram post of the painting with the most likes recieves $1500 and I am currently in second place at over 2200 votes, only about 40 votes behind the first place post.

Please follow the link above and like the instagram post to vote! And please reblog ❤️

Thank you thank you thank you

Please reblog!

help him out and i’ll send u our sex tape